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	Shadow's Sludge Reports Greenleaf Investigation

Greenleaf Investigation
By shadow
Sludge Report Staff Writer

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Washington, DC – January 26, 1999: Your two-hatted reporter (political and investigative) was assigned by his editor to look into the strange disappearance of JonBenet forum superstar, Greenleaf (aka funny as hell). Following a rather cryptic "Goodbye" message thread, that drew more than 60 posts, Greenleaf disappeared from sight.

In my role as political reporter, I quickly did a man-on-the-street poll (that's what we political reporters like to do when we are stumped about what to write). The popularity poll rated Ken Starr at 25% approval, Bill Clinton 64% approval, and Greenleaf 99.9% approval. With Greenleaf's popularity ratings this high, my steeltrap reporter's mind quickly told me that I should avoid badmouthing our missing hero.

Switching to my investigative reporter hat, I began my search for Greenleaf in all the familiar hangouts – the JonBenet Ramsey Case forum, the Front Porch, and the Work Out Room. No Greenleaf! I checked the threads posted by the "usual suspects" (Panico, Jan, lilac, Jasmine, Shamrockpati, Allipat, China, Chris, fly, MrsBrady, Seashell, janab, etc.) and still no Greenleaf. Just as I was preparing to leave the JW forum and look in such unlikely, low rent, and dangerous places like BNF and WS, I spotted our missing world class poster lurking under a thread called "Focusing Back On JonBenet."

So, Greenleaf is back and I found her. My excellent investigative reporting powers are still as keen as ever. Thanks, Greenleaf – my editor is now contemplating sending me out to look for Jimmy Hoffa..

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